If you are planning on visiting or moving to Earth, you may want to align yourself with a religion* to form a deeper bond with humans. While there are hundreds to choose from, here are some fast facts about the five most dominant religions on Earth.
There are many wacky quirks on Earth, but none are wackier than the concept of “religion.” Instead of distilling a code of ethics through Standard Galactic Protocol or the SovereignQUBE, humans take a more whimsical approach. They instead choose to worship vague ideas or deities as a way of framing the world around them.
Upon taking its place as the 6,048th planet in the Galactic Federation, Earth has become a
popular destination for travellers and interdimensional immigrants alike. But there’s one species
that hasn’t taken to Earth’s reclassification: the humans.
Despite the positive puff pieces being puffed into our government-mandated infovapes, humans
are NOT taking their transition into the Galactic Federation lightly. Many Federation-controlled
businesses on Earth are reporting spikes in vandalism, and rumors of an underground rebellion
are starting to swirl.
Either way, human morale is low. And with low morale comes a rise in illegal substances and
disgusting acts of pleasure. And as the most important publication in the Federation, we felt it
was our duty to study the Earth’s black markets, and see how humans are coping with
assimilation.
