We interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you some breaking news.Lake Washington’s floating bridge is besieged by a giant squid! Scientists are unsure as to what has provoked the cephalopodic attack, but some theorize it has something to do with the vibrations of the cars traversing the watery way. Others speculate that the sheer “grasp-ability” of something so long and rigid simply calls out to giant squids, begging to be embraced by their sucker covered limbs.
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We take you to the Spokane County Court House, in Spokane, Washington tonight, as another giant squid has been spotted, clinging to the exterior of the building! The squid has yet to do any major damage and seems more interested in peacefully hugging the structure, for reasons still unknown. Perhaps he’d like to file with small claims court, he just can’t seem to fit through the door.
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Tonight, at 10, we return to Spokane, Washington, where another giant squid has wrapped itself around St. John’s Cathedral. The squid appeared as soon as hymns had begun to be sung by the choir, and churchgoers were trapped inside until the squid slunk away when the singing had subsided. Churches in the area have been urged to refrain from rejoicing so loudly.
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Ghosts with the most, frolic and pose, spooking anyone who comes near! In this great hall, they’re having a ball, so it’s ghoulish laughter and merriment you’ll hear. Cackling and rattling, breaking and splattering, covering the walls with goo. Free to roam and fine on their own, they shouldn’t be bothered with you.
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A female octopus grapples the Washington monument in an awkward and exceptionally public display of affection.
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Man the battle stations! An early European industrialist creates a walking tower, powered by steam, inspired by recent, unidentified automatons.
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Gripping the Space Needle tight, an octopus wishes it had flight. It loves the feeling of the wind against it’s skin, to bad the sea is where it lives!
Sorry for the late post! Tomorrow I will hopefully have a super exciting update, as I’m going to take a bunch of postcards and paint to a party tonight, and FORCE my friends to make postcards! It should be fun. <3
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